Monthly Archives: September 2017
The Stupidity of Zig and Zog The steps are strung with snares of spiders Hitting me square in the gob as I charge Into their razor wire Warlords tremble with anger As a giantess marmalizes the infantry I shall … Continue reading
My Etsy Shop Lots of paintings on here. I only have originals to sell from as little as £15.
Since it is all nails now Hawks beaks and burrs And you are dead as flint Dead as a cracked bronze bell At the bottom of the ocean I have devised a system for limping Arcane and powerful The gait … Continue reading
Mrs Magritte I speak inoffensive metaphors Till my tongue aches and ossifies I am allowed to ride side saddle Though your panelled demesne Wipe little ink spots from china Look at pots of potatoes boiling And gollygosh the … Continue reading